Lagnachya purvi

Mulga – Ya divsachi mi kadhi pasun vat bagat hoto.

Mulgi – Tar mi jau ka ?

Mulga- Che ! che !

Mulgi – Tu majyavar prem kartos na ?

Mulga – Karit hoto,karit aahe,aani karti rahil.

Mulgi – Tu maji kadhi fasavnuk karshil ka ?

Mulga – Nahi tyapeksha mi maran patkarin.

Mulgi – Tu maje premane lad karshil na ?

Mulga – Nehmi.

Mulgi – Tu mala kadhi marshil ka ?

Mulga – Nahi ! mi tasla manus nahi.

Mulgi – Mi tujyavar vishwas theu shakte ?

Mulga – Ho .

Mulgi – Ohh darling ..

Lagnachya nantar………..

Khalun var vacha…

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Ti yete aani jate

Ti yete aani jate deun navya athavani

maan bavarte na savarte pahun tya athvani

kadhi majyach vishvat vavarte ti swachandapane
kadhi swatachya jagat ghusmalte ti thandapane

Kadhi vate vicharave kuthalya jagat aste,
mah janavte modu naye kunachya athavani

Kadhi dole aakash tiche,uncha udnare pakshi
kadhi dole khol dohe te,aanta tyala nasti

Pahun kadhi dole tiche maan uncha uncha bhir bhirte
kadhi pahta dolyat tichya aste arnav pani,

Kadhi shabdat tichya barasti amrut dhara
kadhi kadhi ti vate majla majich kahani…

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